The writing spark for this week was the word – fall
Falling for Limericks
A blind date I once had at this place
Thought of me from some alien race
But try as I might
Prove that she wasn’t right
She gave up when I fell on my face
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I’m surprised that I fell for that trick
Looking down as his finger did flick
Poked me right in the nose
Even mussed up my clothes
The thought of it just makes me sick
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Ronald told me this wouldn’t take long
He promised that he’d come along
No doubt, I’ll take the fall
And get blamed for it all
What could possibly ever go wrong?
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Ikea instructions are clear
They are easy, you’ve nothing to fear
When complete just sit down
But you might have to frown
When it breaks and you fall on your rear
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Stand up straight and fall into one line
Do not talk; you must wait for the sign
Such a rowdy young bunch
Now go home for some lunch
While I stay here at school and drink wine
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When you fall, just get up, try again
All you need is a paper and pen
Find the words that you seek
Use them all next off-week
When you know we’ll be seeing you then
