What’s new?
So what’s new?
New is learning better eating habits.
New is that book I started that I must finish
New is learning a new language
New is to do something new
I asked what’s new.
Not what needs to change.
Ah, What needs to change?
What needs to change is the cacophony of noise outside
What needs to change is for people to listen more
What needs to change is the cost of everything
What needs to change is who we are and how we interact with each other
Not what needs to change,
What are you doing differently now?
Ah, different now.
Pumpkin spice is different from everything else I used to buy
It seems Christmas is an October holiday, so purchasing decorations.
I’m not seeing as many kids around during the day.
There are a lot of signs promoting someone or another on cars and lawns.
You’re not listening to me!
What is new in your life?
Oh, that. Why didn’t you ask me that in the first place?
Nothing much.
How about you?
What’s new?
(Speechless)
However, since this was written on “Talk Like a Pirate Day,” there was one utterance.
ARRGH!
