Whiplash: An injury to the neck caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or forward; And in the case of writing or speaking, can be caused by a rapid change of topic without prior notice.
Whiplash! – “H”choo! Are you getting allergic to my writing?
A robber concerned he’d be sick up
Partook with a friend in a stickup
In that, he did fail
And was sent off to jail
All because he could not stop a hiccup.
Whiplash!
There once was a poor boy named Sonny
Who talked with his mouth full of honey.
He tried telling a joke
Spit it out on his cloak.
Now honey on Sonny is funny.
Whiplash!
The writer was losing his hair
As he tried to create with a flair
He slowly went bald
As his writing had stalled
Since the thoughts that he had weren’t there.
Whiplash!
There are times when ideas just don’t happen, and you have to resort to limericks. What do you do when you are out of ideas to write about?
Till next time… “I” hope he does better next time!
